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Food Snobbery 101. Episode 1, Barbecue

For most things in the food world, there is lots of room for interpretation, lots of things people have different opinions on.

For the most part, I’m perfectly okay with people doing things that I generally wouldn’t.

You insist on letting your pizza dough rise for 24 hours like in Naples?  Go right ahead.   You want to add the onion, garlic and ginger to that stir fry before the pork?  Knock yourself out.  You want to put zucchini in your chili?  Hey, that’s fine with m….okay that’s just wrong.

Anyway, one of the things I have a very strong opinion on is barbecueing.

First off, let’s define the terms.   Propane grilling of any kind is grilling and is never in the same room with barbecueing.  A propane grill is just that, a grill.  People pay huge amounts of money for really big shiny ones with seven million btu’s and a beer fridge built in and that’s fine, but it’s no barbecue.

Gas grill company’s like using the term barbecue because that’s what helps it sell.   They add bells and whistles because that also helps it sell.   Gas grilling is far more popular because it’s slick and convenient.  Not exactly a great thing for your food, but man, do we love laziness as a society.

No one’s every said: “Hey, these ribs are great.  They taste like they came from a product that’s slick and convenient.”

Who are you monsters that want barbecueing to be fast and convenient?  Maybe doing a six pound brisket on your lunch break is not a good idea.

I started out with a gas grill back in 1996.  I was barely out of the womb, 27, and just didn’t know any better.   Years later, after many trips to the gas station around the corner to get even more propane, mmmmm delicious propane, I finally discovered charcoal.   I put my delicious propane grill at the curb (see photo above) and never looked back.

Many would view this as a step back, an old method that thankfully got replaced by delicious propane.   I thought it was a step forward and everything I’ve cooked over charcoal since has backed up my theory.   Everything’s better over charcoal.  Everything.

Take a trip down to the best barbecue joints in the southern U.S. and you’ll find food cooking over wood charcoal.  Is it because they can’t afford delicious propane?  Of course not, it’s because of flavour. Period.

You simply can’t beat the flavour of cooking over wood, especially with long-cooking applications such as with a brisket or racks of pork ribs.  Real smoke, real wood flavour and not just smokeless fire that you get from delicious propane.

After  a few years now of charcoal barbecueing, I actually find the process to be – call me a monster –  convenient and efficient.  My Weber 22-inch Kettle barbecue, a design that’s been around for decades and for good reason, is super easy to cook on, very easy to maintain and clean, and seals up after cooking to preserve coals for the next time I barbecue.   Highly efficient, while delivering exactly the kind of cooking method I want: real barbecueing.

Not having to replace rusting burners, igniters, hoses and delicious propane tanks is just a bonus.

So if you’re thinking about improving your outdoor cooking this summer, don’t just go for a bigger, shinier delicious propane grill.  Go for some real barbecue and get yourself knee deep in charcoal.

A Weber 22-inch kettle barbecue.  Only $129.99.  Combine with a $30 Weber chimney starter and you’re set for life.  So to speak.

Weber chimney charcoal starter.  Cold coals to 1500 Farenheit in 14 minutes.

Indirect cooking with an added pack of wood chips for extra flavour.  Slow and low.

Weber’s dark side.  This grill is only $2,049.00 plus tax at a local mega store.  Wow, they’re practically giving it away.  I hear natural gas tastes more natural too.